the fact that there have been no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
Anonymous said: If you were a fantasy creature, what would you be and why?
Having witnessed Chris attempt to make pasta in my kitchen once, I’m going to say he’d be a Balrog, because where he goes, destruction follows.
I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing
what’s your favorite thing to do to stay active?
Anonymous said: any tips on self confidence for girls?
Get up. Favourite lingerie. Favourite outfit. As much or as little make up as you like. Look in the mirror. Hair flip. I am a hot bitch. I deserve exactly what I want. I will never settle for less. Repeat until you feel it to your core. Make plans for world domination. Go out. Kill it.